Hello sirs and/or madams,
My name is Apathy, which might or might not be my given name. I live in the Midwest with my wife and fat cat.
I enjoy the smell of cut grass, bundling up in the winter, and narwhals but not unicorns, because unicorns are cliche and narwhals are the bee's knees.
I dislike people who say they enjoy "hanging out with friends" when asked what they like to do. I mean seriously. C'mon. Who on Earth doesn't like that? They're your friends. This is tantamount to saying that you enjoy "eating when hungry" or "sleeping when tired."
I'm also prone to ranting.
